Wednesday, April 13, 2011

WOW: We HAVE a Winner!

I know it's been a while since I've done the wanker of the week. I've had loads of nominations, but I've been a bit...shall we say....saddened by the amount of them. It seems that they're starting to run together so much that it's hard to tell one douchenozzle from another.

Until today.

Today we have a guy who started a profile to complain about his "friend's" treatment on Fetlife. More specifically, his friend's being told to pretty much take a flying leap.

I can't even begin to describe the oddities found in the posts. Everything from threatening legal action for "slandering" (which, would be libel because it's written), this poor "black op" redneck's treatment for not getting a timely response to his emails hitting on an "under consideration" person listed on a profile to his rather unique take on the apparently "covert BDSM cells currently operating within our government". Oh, and not to mention that the girl in question was apparently not good looking enough to go through such a harsh treatment.

Poor little dear.

Did I mention that he's got a remarkable resemblance to a well known actor?

I really can't do this douchenozzle justice. You'll just have to take the leap, get some popcorn, and read it for yourself.

Congratulations to the Wanker of the Week! Here's your sign!

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